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| Welcome to the WAR MUSEUM KYJOVO |
| This museum displays the
relics of what once were the honourable
Hochlandian armed forces - the Vojs'ko. It is not meant as a glorification but as a simple inventory of the army Vexillium once had to fear of. So it wants to help prevent wars for all future. |
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| The symbol of Hochlandian
military is "Pizdets", a five-legged
dog of destruction. Literally translated from
ancient Slavski, Pizdets means Doom or the End. According to the legend, Pizdets sleeps inside a snow-covered cave. If he is awakened, he brings all sorts of disasters like wars and famine to the planet. The sacred duty of Hochlandians is to keep him asleep. When the nation is at war, armed forces bring "pizdy" or the wrath of Pizdets upon enemies. (From an official description) |
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| Levytski Border Guard |
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| Newly commissioned
"Khulera" missile inspected by Cisarevych Romchyk |
| One of these weapon
systems can be seen in the court of this building. |
| Read more about Hochlandian
forces and their equipment. |
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| Military symbology | ||
| Sleeve patch of Sukha regiments |
Sleeve patch of Mokra regiments |
Sleeve patch of Naval regiments |
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| Cisarevych Romchyk during Hopnyky campaign |
| The Last Signal |
| From the Ministry of the Exterior [...] But we want to let all know that just because we are dead arses broke, we are not physicaly dead. We still have a so so Naval force, and those ships that have not been declared officially "kaputski" will try to stop any invasion from the sea. If they will fail to do so then all the sailors will be issued a tripple ration of kirschwasser and sink like heroes chanting "Bomben auf Phonicien". signed: Major I. Zlomynis |
| ...and so they died. |
| X We bow our heads before every soldier fallen in the duty of honour imposed onto him by his legal government. We appreciate the duty done We deplore every soldier's
life given in any war May future generations learn this and may our childrens' children once ask: «What is that, a war?» Let us pray |
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